So yeah, the calendar says it December and boy did it feel like it this morning. Working morning shifts means I am at work at the coldest part of the day and worse I have to be out in it. Well, today was right on that freezing mark and didn't climb out until a little after 9 A.M. Now, I know a lot of you live in places where the ground is already frozen, covered in white crap, and will remain that way for a few months. Poor you, we have a lot of open land here in Texas if you want to move.
Anyway, this morning was frickin' cold for a Texas boy like myself, yet I was expected to be out in it. My first duty was pulling out a King Air C90 that is based here, getting it online, parking the Jet truck in front so that when the fuel order got phoned in we were ready, then climbing onboard and getting freshe coffe, ice and newspapers. OK, seems simple right? I've done this every weekday morning I've worked there. Well, appearances can be decieving. I go get our tug (thank God it's electric, the gas tug doesn't work if it is below 60F). I hook up to the C90, walk around it to look for "hangar rash" and instead of finding paint scratches or dents, I find a big puddle of fuel on the hangar floor. Not good. So...I call the pilot and tell him his right main fuel sump is leaking.
The pilot tells me that most likely with the cold weather the metal of the petcock in the fuel strainer contracted a little too much and it slipped a seal. Just rotate it back and forth a few times and it should seal. OK, no prob. I go get a fuel strainer (to catch the fuel in that WILL be coming out) and return. I do as told and the damn thing sticks open. About 4 gallons of Jet fuel goes flowing out while I fight desperately to get this damn thing to stop. I know that there is about 60 gallons in that tank that will shortly be in my hangar in no time. Finally, after what seems like an eternity (maybe 10-20 seconds) I get the bastard back to normal and it stops flowing. My next task is to stop the fuel from flowing to the drains. Our drains have Sanitary traps that would catch the fuel and keep it from going into the storm drains as long as we don't fill them up. I didn't want the fuel to get there in the first place. I ran and got some Oil Dri which is basically carbon pellets and looks a lot like Kitty Litter, but is about 10 times more absorbent. I pour a massive amount in front of the flow and over it and walk back to pull the plane out. I know have a unique smell that we like to call "Essence of A" (Jet A that is.)
I get the aircraft on line and then go over to the water faucet to wash some of the fuel off of me. Now remember, it is 32F outside right? Well, yes, the water does flow, but it is COLD damn water and I started wondering which is better; to be cold and not smelling of Jet Fuel, or to be gagging on Jet Fuel and risk "Chemical Pneumonia" yet still be warm? I decide to freeze a little. Now cold, wet, pissed off, and fueled on I wander over to our Jet A truck which is an International 4300 extended frame with a Detroit Diesel. Needless to say the deisel may be from Detroit, but it don't like the cold. It took me about 5 minutes to get it up. Then there is the fact that until the water temp is 150F we don't move it. (It's a diesel thing.) So, I just sit there and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait. Finally after about 10 minutes its warm and ready to move.
I pull up to the King Air C90 and start to hook up. Hoses out....check. Bonding cable bonded.....check. PTO (Pump power switch) On......"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!" Uh oh. Now, this is a new problem for me, I have never heard our truck make this sound and was a little scared by it. (3,000 gallons of a combustible liquid inside something making a sound from a horror movie at just after 6 AM has that effect on me.) So, I start running through the valves making sure they are all good. The plumbing valves are fine, but in the cold the belly valve (located under the tank) is still closed. It took my pliers to free the bastard and get fuel flowing again. So, here I am cold, wet, smelling slightly of fuel, dirty from laying on the ramp and really not in a good mood. At this point my co-worker (lazy bastard) finally walks out to see what is going on. I tell him we are to top it off, he acknowledges, grabs one hose and then proceeds to fuel it.
Now, I'm a pilot and have been a Line Tech for almost exactly a year. When a pilot says "Top It Off" they want the tanks brimmed. Well, anyone familair with a C90 knows 3 things about the fuel tanks. First, they are bladder tanks in the wings that must expand as fuel is added. Second, the "Consumption Tank" behind the engine gets fueled first. Lastly, that the wing tank vents into a little part under the fuel cap affectionately called "The Spitter" that spits fuel at you. Well, this guy fills the consumption tank, but doesn't let it bleed down then top it off again (this allows fuel to prime the fuel lines). He then goes over to the wing tank, opens it up and starts fueling. I finish with the consumption tank and move on to the wing about a minute after he does. The whole time he bitches about the spitting of the fuel vent. (Based on my mood previously you can imagine how I thought about this.) I put about 130 gallons or so in on my side and wait for the fuel to drop as the bladders expand. He finishes and goes to rewind his hose. He then thinks that I must be done to and shuts the truck off. I look over and he's got this dumb grin on his face. I thought he was playing a joke (we like to run up to each other and flip the Emergency Shut Offs on each other.) So, I jumped his ass and told him to turn it back on. Finally he does and I pump about another 5 or so gallons in. When I get back to the meters to start writing the ticket I find I put in about 30 gallons more than he did AND HIS SIDE WAS THE ONE WITH THE LEAK!!! Needless to say, being the senior man on shift, I made him pull the hose back out and then stood next to him while he fueled it. He put in another 40 gallons he thought wouldn't fit. The whole rest of the day he was an ass to me, oh well, he is always an ass and I've gotten used to it.
After that first half hour on the job the day went ok. I pushed a Bell 206L out of a hangar by hand on ground wheels with the pilot doing the honors of steering. Let me tell you, that is one heck of a workout right there. We had Union Pacific Railroad fly in some of their office people on a Hawker 800, Bell flew the 609, and the local flight schools flew pretty regurlarly until the winds picked up around noon and ended their hopes of training. Basically, it was just another day of work, but man those first few minutes set the tone for my whole day.
It has been brought to my attention that I have not posted a music video on here in a while. Well, my apologies. I guess if your really "Jonesing" for a fix, there is always MTV and VH1, but that means getting off the computer and then going in to veg out in front of your TV and I realize that takes more energy than most have. So, here goes..
Uncle Kracker's "Drift Away" with Dobie Gray which is one of my favorite songs of the past 5 years.